I Really Am In An Alternate Reality

Hello All,

Hope all is going well. I have a few things to contribute.

1. Who will be in Columbus for the USC game? My dad won the Alumni Lottery for the USC game, and since the game is on the 12th, and my birthday is the 13th, he lovingly gave me a ticket. I also finally got time off granted. I hope to see some of you there!

2. I live with 195 sorority women. I have been told that two of the sororities I have are the "top" or "snobbiest." Believe me, I can tell. These women are crazy. Most are very nice. Some I wonder how they are able to function in this world.

3. On Saturday, at 2:30 pm, while I was sitting at our check-in desk for move in, in the same polo shirt that I had to wear from Thursday to Sunday and had to pay 1.50/time to wash it three times, I saw two women decked out for the evening. At two thirty in the afternoon. On Sunday, at 2:15 pm, when I was back at the check in desk, I see the same two women come back in, hair all over the place, makeup smeared all over their faces, and their dresses and their heels still on from 2:30 pm the day before. I had a nice laugh. They looked slightly embarrased. Maybe proud. Unknown, there was too much runny makeup to really see what their true expressions might have been. (PS, I was wearing a polo shirt and khaki pants, two things I hate more than anything in this world. It comes from having to wear a uniform for 13 years of grade and high school. So you can tell how excited I must have been this past weekend!!!!)

4. Yesterday, I was walking behind two women, and another woman was walking in our direction. The two in front of me stop abruptly to greet their friend. The friend yells, "OMG YOU ARE SO SMALL!" Small girl replies "OMG YOUR HAIR IS SO BLONDE!" Blonde friend "Yeah, its like totally blonde." Small girl "Yeah. Love us bitch." Blonde Friend "Totally Love us bitch." It legitimately happened. This truly is my kind of place.

It actually isn't as bad as I have made it seem. I actually like it a lot. I start class tomorrow. I am excited for them, they should be pretty interesting.

Hope all of you are doing well. Miss you all!